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Take a Crit is a raunchy D&D 5e comedy podcast. Join our heroes on their comical journey across the magical land of Patherntica. Starring Joey Swanson, Leo Martin, Salem Martin, Mary Jane Hartsog and Austin Petree.
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Tuesday Oct 12, 2021
Tuesday Oct 12, 2021
In this episode the gang meets up with Johnny and returns to Patherntica in time for the festival of the Hollow One! Later on, as our heroes attempt to rescue Gazebo, a troubling secret is revealed.
This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.
Wednesday Sep 29, 2021
Wednesday Sep 29, 2021
In this episode our heroes listen to Jeeve's sad tale, catch up with Johnny and agent Verich, and head to the Sunderwood in search of evidence of Razbutan's crimes. What they find, however, may shock them.
This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.
Wednesday Sep 15, 2021
Wednesday Sep 15, 2021
In this episode our heroes confront the foe awaiting them on the other side of the portal, Scotch Impersonates a few uncles, and Woody helps the gang escape a sticky situation. Featuring Andy from Notable Nostalgia!
Be sure to check out Notable Nostalgia on Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, descriptions of gore, drug references, and alcohol references.
Monday Aug 30, 2021
Monday Aug 30, 2021
In this episode our heroes travel to the Portabello kingdom, and Gatcha reunites with her plucky younger brother, Woody Portabello (played by Andy from Notable Noastalgia!). Later on Scotch leads the party in a daring infiltration.
This Episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.
Monday Aug 16, 2021
Monday Aug 16, 2021
In this episode Scotch faces off against Pop Hops, our heroes search for missing villagers, and a strange new enemy is revealed. Later on Scotch and Pop have a serious conversation.
This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.
Monday Aug 02, 2021
Monday Aug 02, 2021
In this episode our heroes return to Patherntica aboard their new creation, hear some bad news from Johnny, and rush off to defend the Springtail forest. Later on Scotch confronts his village for the first time since running away.
This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.
Monday Jul 19, 2021
Monday Jul 19, 2021
In this episode our heroes restore their bodies and learn the truth behind Gus the Greater's story. Later on Scotch makes an amazing wish.
This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.
Monday Jul 05, 2021
Monday Jul 05, 2021
In this episode our heroes venture into the lost city of Praeteris. In the city they meet some wild party boys, get some new toys, and uncover the secrets hidden within the palace.
This episode contains violence, profanity, alcohol references, and sexual content.
Sunday Jun 20, 2021
Sunday Jun 20, 2021
In this episode Willy comes face to face with the Butterfly Knight. Later on our heroes put their animal forms to the test in the trial of the keep, and find the outcome is not what they expected.
This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, and sexual content.
Sunday Jun 06, 2021
Sunday Jun 06, 2021
In this episode our heroes meet some new animal friends and attempt to charm an unusual snake. Later on Scotch gives a rousing speech in an attempt to inspire an army of critters.
This episode contains violence, profanity, and sexual content.