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Take a Crit is a raunchy D&D 5e comedy podcast. Join our heroes on their comical journey across the magical land of Patherntica. Starring Joey Swanson, Leo Martin, Salem Martin, Mary Jane Hartsog and Austin Petree.
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May 17, 2022
May 17, 2022
46 min
In this episode our heroes face off against an unexpected enemy, gain a new ally, and put together a plan with Johnny and the resistance! Later on they begin their daring assault on the wedding.
This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, sexual content, and descriptions of gore.
Apr 14, 2022
Apr 14, 2022
57 min
In this episode our heroes find help for Sangio, meet up with Johnny and the rest of their allies, and set out to steal a mysterious war machine. Featuring Ally from Notable Nostalgia and Dungeons and Decades!
This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, sexual content, and descriptions of gore.
Feb 22, 2022
Feb 22, 2022
50 min
In this episode our heroes escape the Duke's dungeon with a new friend, face off against the portal knight, and reunite with an unexpected ally. Featuring Ally from Notable Nostalgia and Dungeons and Decades!
This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, sexual content, and descriptions of gore.
Jan 25, 2022
Jan 25, 2022
54 min
In this episode our heroes have a run-in with the law, briefly speak to their old friend Razbutan, and begin a daring prison break!
This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, sexual content, and descriptions of gore.
Jan 11, 2022
Jan 11, 2022
1 hr 12 min
In this episode our Heroes meet up with Woody Portabello, exchange gifts, and enjoy the Chris-Mas festivities! Later on, the group faces the ultimate challenge, followed by some troubling news.
This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.
Dec 15, 2021
Dec 15, 2021
41 min
In this episode our heroes escape Goose University, confront the villainous Professor Poplar, and receive a letter from Woody! Later, the Don delivers some upsetting news.
This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.
Nov 30, 2021
Nov 30, 2021
45 min
In this episode our heroes investigate the mysteries of the caverns known as Goose University, solve puzzles, and uncover a concerning secret about the Astral Child!
This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.
Nov 16, 2021
Nov 16, 2021
50 min
In this episode our heroes witness a speech from the Queen of Patherntica, meet a peculiar bounty hunter, and visit an arcane university in the hopes of learning more about Razbutan's schemes!
This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.
Nov 11, 2021
Nov 11, 2021
28 min
In place of an episode this week, enjoy the soundtrack of our parody songs, with commentary from Joey!
Stay tuned for episode 23, now coming November 16th! (Sorry for the delay!)
This episode contains profanity, sexual content, and references to violence, drug use, and alcohol use.
Oct 26, 2021
Oct 26, 2021
1 hr 7 min
In this episode our heroes learn a few secrets from Kevan before searching the city for a dangerous undead creature, all while fighting off an arrogant hunter of the night! But will our heroes complete this quest in time for the annual costume contest?
This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.